I suffer from P.M.S - putting up with a man's stupidity!

Yeah I know, sounds frustrating. Well it is!!!! I mean if women are a necessary evil then men defintely are the unecessary one's. Why do we put with all their crap? They are irritaing, egoistic, insensitive - MCPs (i.e. Male Chauvinist Pigs). Yeah Yeah I know you have already branded me as a feminist but hola they are quite irritating!!!

Dont' think so?? Ok lets list down a few (although I have a huge list that would use all of the memory that google has)characteristics of men that are quite vexatious!!! Caution - All those Male Chauvinists, who will in their defence say that I can't make generalisations like these. My only answer to you is the science of human behaviour is called 'Anthropology' and since its a science I CAN MAKE GENERALISATION!!!!

Disposition No.1 - Think something, say something else, do something completely different

Now this, I thinkthis is a perenial problem I face with all men I interact with be it my father, my friends, colleagues etc. Men term this practise of theirs as 'being flexible read: hypocrite'. Yeah right flexible which by the way means 'capable of being readily changed' is a consious decision to adapt or adjust to a changing situation. It also means informing the other party involved. However in this case they take it for granted that other party will understand (we are not your mothers) *insert angry smiley here* (now thats a pun 'angry' & 'smiley' in the same sentence no??? oh forget it) and take decisions at the spur of a moment. And when the other party (mostly women over here) ask them what happened?Hhere are the standard replies -

1. Oh didn't I tell you...... and makes a puppy face

2. Oh yeah that (reluctantly) see this is what happened....... and I couldnt help and..... (and you think to urself "keep quiet you moron or i'l throw a shoe at you")

3. Why do I need to explain myself to anyone! (you need to you fool cause your as complicated as a geometry problem that needs an assumption, a theorem, a diagram and a conclusion to be understood)

Disposition No.2 - The word appreciation does not fall in my dictionary

Don't we all face this!! Men just can't appreciate. I mean if you like something you need to say it. EXPLICITLY!!! Women on the other hand are always looking for appreciation in everything they do. Moreover because they hardly get any for all the effort they do in cooking, dressing up, doing their best at work!! All of this for what like a little appreciation from their husbands, boyfriends, fiances, bosses but in return what they get - 'A Smirk' ewwwwwwwww makes me wanna puke *insert puking smiley here*

Disposition No.3 - Lady drivers: That word doesnt exist cause a lady can't be a driver and a driver can't be a lady

Now this is my all time favorite particularly cause women themselves agree on this (even those who drive). I do not drive but thats cause I like sitting at the back and enjoying the music. But I strongly disagree on this point. Cause women around me are really good drivers. And why is such a big deal being made about driving - Firstly, I don't think its a huge science. All it requires is minimal brains & skill, secondly they need us cause we are the ones who drive you back when your drunk so that you don't spend your salary only on drinking and paying fine.

Disposition No.4 - Yes

How difficult is it to say the word 'NO'. Come on, all you men reading this say with me 'No', Again! Thats good. See you can say it! So use sometime when you can't do things, when your hard pressend of time, when you can't meet. Don't promise and go back on your word!! i know this should have been included in disposition No.1 cause effectively its is a problem of ineffective communication. But I want to make a special mention of this cause frankly i think it deserves it. So many men I know can't say no. Don't know why but just to let you know it breaks peoples hearts. Yes 'No' sometimes is good and can solve problems and can save and already complicated situation from becoming even more complicated because of your complicated brain and your complicated communication that leads to complicated expectations that leads to whole lot of new complications that we do not need anymore!!! As if global warming, terrorism and now swine flu were any else.

Disposition No.5 - Cricket

Cricket is a sport. period. Why make such a big deal? Frankly I think cricketers are a bunch of overprized underdogs turned brand ambassadors who have no interest in education and so either take up a bat, spin a ball or run after a ball. For what??? I'l tell you for millions of stupid men who think that cricket can change the world!!! get real guyss. Cricket can't do any good to human kind let alone you. All the money that goes into sponsorship, betting, advertising, brand endorsing can be put to better use like supporting orphaned children, disabled people etc(there is a long list of causes that need the money)

As I said I can go on till I exhaust all of google's memory but i'd leave you with all this to chew on. Feedback is welcome.




He made so many MEN to be precise!!!